My name is God, it is God, it has been God and it always will be God... actually... it's Chuck Hansen, but I'm still God as far as I'm concerned...
Some say I look like Rob Benedict, whoever the hell that guy is....
The song that best describes me is Would I To Lie by Charles & Eddie Click link to listen:- Would I Lie To You
Profession: Writing stories. I love to write stories, and the exciting thing about them, is that they come to life, if I want them to. Yeah, that's right. Want a unicorn at your wedding, I can make it happen, want it to then skewer someone you hate through the heart, yeah, I can make that happen too!
Species: I'm God! Oh come on, don't look at me like that, would I to you? Seriously... *rolling eyes* I'm God, I've always have been and always will be... oh okay, I'm not 'the' God, but I am a god, of sorts. I'm a trickster god and god is in the title, so that says to me that I'm a God, so I'm not really lying when I say, God, am I??
Family: Let me think, let me take out both my hands to count on, hmm, not even one digit on my hand can count a family member, guess that means I have none, zilch, zero... do I class anyone as family? Probably not. Do I care? Definitely not. I did try to pretend that Lucifer and all of his siblings were my children, and it worked too, until the real God intervened...
Other Connections: God and Lucifer Morningstar sadly... nobody else really, because nobody would likely want to be connected to me... though even a trickster god like me deserves love, maybe it would even change me? Would I lie to you? Maybe I'll have someone notable to add at some point...
Notable Traits: The biggest one that I can write stories and I can make them come to life... it's a real doozy right? I can snap my fingers and think of a change and it can just happen!
I guess the whole trickster god helps with that above mind you and yes, I can create tricks of any sort. I can be nasty with it, which I sometimes am just to amuse myself, or I can just be simply mischievous. I mean I could snap my fingers and send you into an animated cartoon. Now, wouldn't that be fun?!
Sarcasm... I have it in spades, I am quite funny with it too, I think... maybe others won't though. But you have to love a bit of sarcasm right?
Lying... I can't help it, I do it a lot, but I think it comes as part of being a trickster god, well, I like to think so anyway... actually, I've been saying all along, would I lie to you? I don't lie!!! Okay, maybe I do, a little.
Episode Moments:
When the trinity did the stupid love spell for Tyler, it didn't go as it should have, bringing all sorts of nasty sea creatures into the fore, that's not what I had planned. So, I snapped my fingers for a reboot.
Caused a mysterious virus to happen, or more to the point, I wrote that a mysterious virus happened.
Brought back Jake's brother, but didn't do it right, what with not being the real god and brought back some nasty demon inside of Ben.. caused a lot of trouble.
Tried to help Lucifer with Chloe's situation by saying that true love's kiss would wake her from the virus as she was the only one who wouldn't wake up like the others from the cure. He was elated to realise it worked, well of course it did, because that's what I wrote!
Then the real God showed his face just as things were getting juicy and made it abundantly clear that I was an imposter. I got smited by the real God and I've not been seen or heard of since... but you know, watch this space... I always get what I want... would I lie to you?
